That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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