Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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