i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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