how can u be prego again
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize
