great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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