"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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