This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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