So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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