Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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