susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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