I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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