I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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