i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
