I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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