someone threw a dead crab at me
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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