I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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