Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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