dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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