i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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