fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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