I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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