There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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