Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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