You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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