see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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