Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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