I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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