We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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