Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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