you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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