i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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