I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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