I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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