he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
please don't ironically join a cult
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