dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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