If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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