:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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