new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I supernannyed him into submission
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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