Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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