Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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