He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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