you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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