Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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