don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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