I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I wish there were birth control emojis
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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