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I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk

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(410): I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk http://tfl.nu/7pu8

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I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans

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(600): I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans http://tfl.nu/5cg9

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I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.

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(405): I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus. http://tfl.nu/spp0

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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.

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(469): Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think. http://tfl.nu/hmzv

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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.

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(847): I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note. http://tfl.nu/4rpl

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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.

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(484): I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking. http://tfl.nu/qzjs

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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever

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(678): She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever http://tfl.nu/ozbc

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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined

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(207): I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined http://tfl.nu/df5k

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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...

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I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.

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(678): I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation... (404): I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud. http://tfl.nu/9qj8

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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.

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(229): I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight. http://tfl.nu/cauv

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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love

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(201): for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love http://tfl.nu/brad

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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery

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(347): There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery http://tfl.nu/86su

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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow

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(203): The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow http://tfl.nu/7yz5

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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.

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(360): My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be. http://tfl.nu/3ncs

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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it

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Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same

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(924): He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it (224): Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same http://tfl.nu/6art

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