I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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