I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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