so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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