'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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