The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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