operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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