so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you win again, gameday.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
