she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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