I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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