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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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