ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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