we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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